Cubs Swing Election 2016
This just in from PTM News Desk by reporters Son Ranto and Bernie Ranks.
Joe Maddon Wins Florida despite pulling Hendricks early as his VP pick from the right and going with Lester from the Left. Rizzo Flips North Carolina over tarp issue, Zobrist wins Alabama with late swing, Scwarber won New Hampshire unexpectly at the last possible moment playing only an offensive campaign . Baez Gloves Illinois and Indiana at the same time while throwing Kentucky to Russell where Bryant picks up Tennessee and then Texas where he knocked the ball over the Wall. Fowler and Heyward swing from the Left to take leftover Blue States. Heyward missed more than Fowler but defends his position on the right of Fowler's view. Arrietta and Chapman head West to mop up Nevada California and the Pacific Northwest with late rally. Presidential Race really up for grabs now. Both the Hill and the Don concede to the real red white and blue to the men in Blue. Game Over